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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一只乌龟受伤,让蜗牛去买药,过了2个小时,蜗牛还没回来,乌龟急了说道:再不回来我就疼死了。这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音:你再说老子不去了!
2、小猪和小猴去山上采野果,小猪发现了一种又大又红的果子,它赶紧跑过去摘下来,而小猴却说:“别要这个,这个看起来很甜,吃起来可是酸的。”小猪听了,马上把果子丢了,然后小猴捡起果子,一边吃一边说:“这个才是真正好吃的呢!”
3、那天我把乞丐装满钱的碗拿走后,竟然治好了他的创伤。

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