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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、女:想我吗?
男:想,咋可能不想
女:一直都想吗?
男:直不直都想。

2、女儿对母亲说:“我怀孕了。”
母亲大叫:“是谁的?”
女儿说:“不知道?你不是总说不让我和一个男人总在一起! ”

3、“你试过强吻没?”
“试过啊,后来脸红了两天! ”
“都敢强吻了还害羞脸红?”
“被扇的!!! ”
“。。。”

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