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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、“你们用盗版的时候有想过做出这款软件的程序员吗?!他们该如何养家糊口?"
   “哈哈哈,别逗了程序员哪有家要养。”

2、记得那是一个寒冷的冬天。早上不想起床上学。然后就让宿舍同学帮忙请假随便说个理由。
   结果第二天我中暑的消息传遍了整个学校!

3、超市排队交款,前面MM后退踩我脚不道歉,
   于是我趁她不注意从旁边拿了一盒最大号的杜蕾斯放到她购物车上。

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