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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.周末几位女同事到另一位男同事家做客,见穿着开裆裤的小男孩十分可爱,女同事就逗他玩:你的小JJ好可爱哦!小男孩答道:我爸爸还有个大的!

2.刚刚在电梯间看见一小孩儿在吃雪糕,出于关心,顺口告诉他:“这么凉的天,会吃坏身体的!”。
小孩告诉我,他的奶奶活了103岁。
我问:“吃雪糕吃的?”
他说:“不是,我奶奶从来不管闲事!”

3.带着墨镜和棒球帽的周杰伦躬身进了一辆出租车,司机漫不经心的瞟了一眼后视镜惊呼道:“你不是那……!”
周杰伦点头道:“你是头一个认出我的司机。”
司机一拍大腿,“卧槽!你还会说中文!!!!!

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