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[短篇] 笑话三則

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笑话三則

1.去女友那裏,下午她特意在家陪我,小別勝新婚,就……我那叫一個賣力呀。事後問她我還行吧,她說:“當然,108位水滸好漢中,我至少也排名老三。“當時那高興呀,就上網給她訂了她想要的包。
2.如果我下輩子還能夠記得你,一定是這輩子死得不夠徹底。
3.領兒子去買東西時碰見一個賣櫻桃的熟人,熟人讓小孩抓一把櫻桃,小孩猶豫了一下,沒動手。“你不愛吃櫻桃嗎?”老熟人問。“愛吃。”於是,老熟人抓了一把櫻桃塞進小孩兒的衣兜裏。回家路上,媽媽問兒子:“剛才叔叔讓你拿櫻桃時,你為什麼不拿?”“因為,他的手比我的手大。”

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